DINNER GUEST: your girlfriend is very beautiful.

GRIFFIN: thank you.

DINNER GUEST: did you know she was a bird?

GRIFFIN: no, I never noticed that.

the only time we are both in love

Thinking for myself not thinking of myself

I think I've shown the universe that I accept fake love and disrespect ... That's it's okay to waste my time and occupy my mind. I must revert back to 23 years ago.